Meet Candy Jim Gilmore!

Jim Gilmore was recently the Governor of Virginia and ran as a Republican in the 2008 Presidential race.  He was the first major Republican candidate to drop out and is now running for the Senate instead.  I can really relate to that.  I'd rather be a senator than a president, too, because I hear the Senate cafeteria is really good and it would be a lot harder to send anything back at the White House if you didn't like it, the chef would know exactly who had left half that tuna salad sandwich on the plate at lunch, and if it made him mad he would know exactly which plate was going to be yours next time!  The Senate is definitely a better idea.  I'm just saying.