Fun with

 Candy Candidates!

We interrupt this gallery to bring you an important question:  If Candy Candidates endorsed products, would it help sales...or maybe not?

"Be like Candy Evan Bayh, Governor of Candy Indiana, and make Indiana Jones Cereal your breakfast adventure!"

Every kid will want it!

"We're Mike and Mike for Mike and Ike!"

A new comedy team is born!

"I'm Candy Duncan Hunter for Duncan Hines!"

I think he has a new career, don't you?

"Candy Uncle Joe Biden says 'Get yourself a can of Uncle Joe's Mint Balls today!'"

It would obviously fly off the shelves.

"Candy Barack Obama says, 'I'm all for Change--but don't try to change my punch!'"

I want some now!

"Candy John McCain says never buy anything but Pure McCane Sugar!"

Obviously a brilliant ad campaign that will make millions for C & H.

"Candy John McCain, the Big Daddy of the Presidential Race, says get Big Daddy Ice Cream!"

Obviously they'll sell millions.

"Candy Rudy Giuliani says 'Be a hero to your family, make Appian Way Pizza!'"

I'll take 100.

"Candy Alan Keyes knows the key to a great dessert--Krusteaz Key Lime Bars!"

I'd buy that!

"Candy Dennis Kucinich says 'Mars Bars are out of this world!--and I should know!'"

I think it would be big!

"Candy Dennis Kucinich says 'Milky Way Bar is the best thing in the Universe--or so my little green friends tell me!'"

They'd break all planetary sales records!

"Candy Hillary Clinton, Senator from New York, says New York Taffy gets her vote!"

Sales would skyrocket!

"Candy Bill Richardson says 'Give me a break about that Dodger thing--but make mine a Dodger Dog break!"

A star is born!

"Candy Fred Thompson of Tennessee says Tennessee-made Chili-O is the world's best chili or his name isn't Candy Fred!"

Okay I'll try it!

"Candy John Edwards says 'You may lose an election now and then, but you're always a winner when you serve this Carolina favorite--Albers Quick Grits!"

It would win me over!

"Candy Ron Paul, the new spokesperson for Ron Popeil TV Infomercials, says 'I may stand firm on my political principles, but I flip over this flip-o-matic pancake turner!"

I'd buy three!

"Candy Ron Paul says 'Take it from me, a doctor and milkman--drink milk, it's good for you!"

Suddenly milk will be the "in" drink.

"Hi, I'm Candy Tommy.  This is my friend Candy Tom and this is my other friend Candy Tom.  And we're all just nutty about Mr. Tom Peanut Bars!"

I'll take a case!

  (My dentist says no I won't.)

"Candy Mitt Romney says 'Don't get burned when things get hot--get an oven mitt from Ducksville!"

I'll take two!

"Candy Mitt Romney says 'It would be easier to put on another Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City than to find a better salt than Morton!"

I'm so sold, I'll take one!

"Candy Jim Gilmore says 'Take it from Gilmore, floss with Du-More's!"

Millions in sales!

"Candy Jim Gilmore says 'It takes a real Virginian to know a Virginia Peanut!'"

There would be cases in my house.

"Candy Criss Dodd says "I don't call them Crescent Rolls, I call them Criss-ent Rolls!"

They'd sell out instantly!

"Candy Ralph Nader says 'Oops, did I buy a million shares of Cisco Systems?!  I meant to buy a can of Crisco All-Vegetable Shortening!"

Everyone will have to have one!

"Candy Sam Brownback's favorite shade of brown is delicious chocolatey Cocoa Puffs!"

Everyone would go cuckoo for them!

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