Meet Candy David Blaine!

 I love David Blaine.  If you ask me, he's just possibly the most relatable and fun magician on the planet.  Who else do you know who goes so far out of his way to do bizarre and seemingly dangerous things that entertain the whole world for days at a time?  Burying himself, locking himself in a dangling box, freezing himself in ice, holding his breath in a water tank--whatever he does, it's thrilling and crazy and totally fun!  And he does it all in his super low key way so it's totally weird and trippy.  My very favorite thing about David is how at the end of performing a trick for a spectator, he will just stand there and look at them without saying anything, and look at them, and look at them, eventually making them wildly uncomfortable! It's hilarious! Inevitably after they've said "Wow, that was amazing, whoo-eee, you go guy!  Wow!  Uh huh!" they crack under the terrible pressure, convinced he's waiting for them to say more, and they just start babbling!  I mean, that would never work on me.  Having someone just waiting for me to say something, I mean.  Like now.  Like what you're doing now, you know, looking at this page...and waiting.  Haha.  No way.  I mean, you're waiting for me to say more, but like, it isn't making me nervous.  Ha ha.  Yeah.  Boy, that David Blaine.  He's really amazing, huh?  Yeee-ah.  Mm-hm.  Wow.  That David Blaine...  He's awesome all right.  Hey--nice weather we're having!  Ye-ah.  UH huh!  Okay, I've gotta go now, I think my phone is about to ring!