Trouble in Doggie-dise!

Candy Beauty...

an Only Dog...

a Troubled Terrier...

in Yet Another Scandal!

Just when we think we've heard the last of this fondant fido's troubles, along come shocking new photos just as we go to press...Little Candy Beauty, off the wagon!  See the photo proof for yourself!  Only a few weeks out of Doggie Rehab, and this pooch is back at the Hello Kitty Juice Stand mooching smoothees--only weeks after breaking his addiction to them!

How it all began!  Candy Lafayette bumped into Candy Char while out walking Candy Beauty last Saturday--right in front of the Juice Stand!

Candy Laffy asked Candy Char to watch Candy Beauty for a little while.  Not knowing of Candy Beauty's recent rehab stint, Candy Char gave him a Smoothee--and naughty C.B. slurped it right up!

Next, Candy Char had to hurry off to lunch with pals, so when Candy Houdini happened by, she asked him to watch the pup until Candy Laffy got back.  He did--he watched him drink two more Smoothees!

 

Then Candy Houdini had to run along, so when he saw Candy David Blaine levitating down the street, he asked him to pooch-sit until Candy Laffy got back.  Candy Beauty begged Candy Dave for another Smoothee, but--disaster!-- Candy Dave was out of cash!

 That was when Candy Beauty went berserk, chewed up the whole Juice Stand, chased Hello Kitty all the way down Rodeo Drive and up a tree, hijacked an ice cream truck, led police on a televised high speed chase to Disneyland, got arrested, and got out on bail posted by Candy Laffy, but we don't have a picture of any of that.

All charges against the naughty pup have since been dropped because he is a celebrity and authorities say he had a little bit of a sugar rush.

But it's obvious to us Candy Beauty's rampage is a desperate cry for help--this pooch is obviously lonely and needs the companionship of at least four other dog siblings like Candy Adelaide's lucky dogs have!

Will Candy Lafayette heed the warning signs or will Candy Beauty run amuck on another Smoothee bender and end up not only in the doghouse--but up five pounds?!

What doggie drama!  What suspense!

More coverage of Candy Beauty's latest scandal in CM Weekly next week!

 

CM Weekly - Page 14

 

 

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