Another profound observation about Amsterdam!

I read somewhere that they eat seven meals a day in Hungary, but somehow I remembered it as being about Holland.  I was a little disappointed it wasn't true!

Another expectation dashed! And to think I packed wooden shoes to match each outfit!  Okay, no I didn't really!  I like the duck!

You have to focus on the important things in life.  If a place has little pancakes, I think it is worth putting on tee shirts and letting everyone know about it!

I never said the advice I put on tee shirts is all good!  In a land where almost every coat is black, wearing a pink coat and boots can be an interesting experience!  You make a lot of instant friends because everyone will wave at you and smile at you and think you must be famous.  Wear a pink coat and boots if you want to have fun!

They really do!  If you order the grilled cheese sandwich in Amsterdam, the cheese is on the outside instead of in the middle!  And the waiters will recommend you dunk it in ketchup!  It's important to know these things if you want to seem worldly.