Meet Candy Jeff McBride!

  I have seen a lot of magazines float through here with Jeff McBride on the cover, with or without his Japanese style white face makeup.  He is a very successful contemporary magician known for being a very intense, energetic performer combining "pantomime, Kabuki theater, masks, martial arts, and world class sleight of hand."  I haven't yet seen him perform, so that sounds pretty great to me!  He could add onstage nuclear physicist and brain surgeon to that, but what will always most impress me about him is, he once said in an interview with Eugene Burger that to keep his energy high for a show, he does two hours of aerobic exercise earlier the same day!  I don't know about you, but if I do two hours of aerobic exercise, high energy will not be a term anyone will use to describe me later that same day.  Maybe I'm doing this aerobic exercise stuff wrong!  Somebody get me the name of Jeff McBride's trainer.  Staff!  Yoo hoo!  Oh, drat.  I forgot I don't have any.